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3rd moon [written/action]

[The message in the journal is short, sweet, and to the point.]

I have breasts, and I have birds. May I please receive an explanation for this?

[Whether or not he receives one, Cecil will soon leave the house to visit the weapon shop. Then, spear in hand, ravens at his side, he'll patrol the village looking for either people he knows or terribly bloody battles. He's not very picky about it.]

[[ooc: Cecil is now a valkyrie! ...A relatively modern valkyrie, in fact. considering some of his powers. Comments will come from lunarvalkyrie .]]

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[To show off his inner snuggly moogle, obviously.]

[Kain refuses to admit that he has an inner snuggly side ~~except perhaps to Rydia.~~]

[...Will he wear the Cat-Ear Hood for her?]

[Kain says "NO" but he would have a hard time saying that to her directly.]

[Cecil needs to find it in the shop at some point.]

[YES. Kain does not agree, but he really does.]

[There are many, many things Cecil needs to find in the shop at some point. "Read that book, Rydia! It'll give you more magic! :D"]

[Yes, more interesting useful things from the shop would be a good thing for them all.]

[...Such as the Queen's Whip for Rydia? XD]

[...Yes, absolutely.]

[If Cecil ever finds Kain transformed into a pig, he'll laugh.]

[Does being a toad count? That can and has happened a few times...]

[Not unless it was accidental and happened at the height of passion.]

[hahahaha yes true. XD]

[And that doesn't exactly sound like the sort of thing Rydia would like. ...If it is, Cecil doesn't want to know.]

[It so isn't... Not that Kain wants to discuss these things with Cecil.]

[There's knowing your best friend, and then there's knowing too much about your best friend.]

[Kain promises never to discuss his sex life with Cecil.]

[Thank you. Cecil appreciates it.]

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3rd moon [written/action]

[Written] I bet the FFVII section is even worse.

[Written] very likely, with VII!

[Written] Red XIII. Cait Sith. Jenova.

[Written] oh. god. oh. god. IT BREAKS THE BRAIN.

[Written] President Shinra. Palmer. Hojo.

[Written] OMG that just gets increasingly WORSE XD

[Written] I could probably find something more terrifying somewhere.

[Written] hahah yeeep I believe it XD

[Written] ...NORG/Zeromus.

[Written] ...OH THE HORROR

[Written] WITH BARTHANDELUS WATCHING

[Written] WORST PORNO EVER

[Written] PEOPLE WOULD STILL PAY TO WATCH THAT

[Written] I DON'T DOUBT THIS.

[Written] ...IS THERE A FF KINK MEME THAT'S NOT DEAD? XD

[Written] likely not XD

[Written] Awwwww.

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