...It's not quite our moon, you could say. We once had two; one left the planet's orbit years ago, and this one has recently appeared in its place. But it turned out to be inhabited by an being that uses it to consume planets that have evolved unsatisfyingly, including ours. And the previous one had a powerful Lunarian sealed within it by crystals, though he's since been defeated.
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But man, does some of that sound familiar.]
...It's not quite our moon, you could say. We once had two; one left the planet's orbit years ago, and this one has recently appeared in its place. But it turned out to be inhabited by an being that uses it to consume planets that have evolved unsatisfyingly, including ours. And the previous one had a powerful Lunarian sealed within it by crystals, though he's since been defeated.
[...Way too familiar.]